At Dirty Linen Co., we’ve reimagined bed linen, pillowcases, and bathrobes as playful, provocative expressions of personality—with a wink. Introducing our bold new product range featuring three delightfully cheeky sub-ranges: Crisp & Clean, Pretty Grubby, and Absolutely Filthy.

Whether you’re a "Big Spoon" or feeling a little "Kinky as F*ck", our high-quality textiles are subtly embroidered with phrases that range from sweetly suggestive to unapologetically explicit—perfectly stitched in matching thread for discreet display or turned to show off your inner flirt. You choose the mood.

This isn’t just linen—it’s foreplay for the senses. Crafted for gifting, these luxurious pieces make ideal surprises for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, or as a naughty nudge from you to... you. Pillowcases and robes will typically refer to the individual (e.g. Lover) with sheet-sets alluding to the bed (e.g. Caution: Vigorous activity zone).

Available online and in select gift stores with seductive counter displays, Dirty Linen Co. will stir curiosity and conversation. Our marketing leans into the thrill, using suggestive, shareable content on social media, where followers help shape the next round of risqué embroidery. The pillowcase packaging will be in small gift-style boxes (50mmX50mmX150mm) to give them a premium feel over department store linen typically packaged in clear plastic sleeves.

Unbutton your boring bedding. Dirty Linen Co.—clean sheets, dirty minds.